Lavery Doesn't Like Zach. Pope Catholic.

Finally, things are getting back to normal! Lavery hates Zach, Grandad is paying off judges. Now if only we could get Greenlee back . . .

Monday 8/24:
Not Babe totally hates that hospital. She's like, totes bored and no amount of Sudoku books is going to make her happy. So Junior breaks her out of hospital and they go eat food at the yacht club and whatdoyouknow Dr. David Baby Stealer discovers this and really wishes Not Babe would stay away from Junior and he makes fun of him for being an alcoholic. Real good one, Baby Stealer. I bet next you're going to make fun of Grandad for being old.

Funny Doc and Real Preggers think they've found Barbados Baby! Oh . . . oh . . no, wait . . . they haven't. Because that hooker took him. Moving on.

Lavery shows up a Zach's house and Police Chief's broken into it already! Lavery's like, "But I thought I was going to . . . wait nevermind, what the heck are you doing here? That's so weird we were both going to break into the same house at the same time! LOL!" And then Fake Preggers and Grandad show up and Lavery gets mad that Grandad's giving Zach money and he punches him. Zach . . . not Grandad. Though a Grandad sock in the face would pretty awesome. Moral of the story is Lavery hates Zach again and all is right with the world.

It's the day of show, ya'll! I mean, the day of CrazAnnie's "Is she sane or is she not?" trial, ya'll! And somebody was paid off and Lavery shows up there and he's totally going to ruin that trial, you guys. Mind your own beeswax, Lavery. Grandad just wants to get it on with a hot young psychopath. Stop c**k blocking him and his corrupt judges!

This week- Dr. Baby Stealer figures out that whole Barbados Baby thing. Finally! You went to Doctor School, guy, you really should've been hip to this sooner. You better make this worth my while, there better some drugging people in the near future!