Thursday, July 16, 2009

I don't care what you say, Emma killed Stuart.

From yesterday: so, Baby Stealer's not stealin' babies no more, cuz' the DNA from Fake Preggers' baby ain't his. Madison totes has it out for Randi (watch out, Randi, she's wicked with a knick knack), and Emma "claims" she saw Kendall shoot Stuart, when she really means, "I shot Stuart, because I'm evil."

Okay, onto today!
Thursday 7/16:
Turns out Funny Doc ain't just funny, he's also smart and totes knew Baby Stealer would interfere with the baby swap. He somehow found another baby and Barbados Baby is for reals with a family on Little House on the Prairie.

CrazAnnie is totally slutting it up for Grandad these days, because she lurves him. Tell me why you didn't do that for your super hot bf with the sexy accent? Huh? New D.A. visits Chateau Grandad to get some lawtastic evidence against Kendall, but all he finds is a loving couple and 2 Chandler spawn who are super grossed out at the whole situation. Me too, boys. Me too.

Erica Kane is so not down with Fake Preggers representin' Kendall, because she's just going to throw the case and she wants to bang Zach. And how is this different from you wanting to bang Lavery, Erica Kane? Fake Preggers is too busy doing lawyer junk to worry about Zach though. She's busy calling child therahypnologists who don't seem to understand patient-doctor confidentiality and go blabbin' 'bout how the (Now Dead) D.A. wanted to know if childrens of crazy parents will also be crazy. Answer = maybe.

Emma's busy telling everyone that Kendall killed Stuart, and Funny Doc takes Amanda to the Little House on the Prairie to stalk Barbados Baby. And Barbados Baby's new mommy is hella old, yo. Like, for reals.

This week (which I'm assuming means tomorrow?)- someone confesses to Stuart's murder!!!

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