Everybody confess now!!

It's Tuesday, ya'll!! Here's what happened yesterday: Emma lied about seeing Kendall shoot Stuart, Kendall confesses to shooting Stuart (confession is a popular past time in the Slater household) and JR's STILL icked out that Grandad is banging CrazAnnie. Clearly, we made no progress on Monday.

But it's Tuesday, ya'll!!
Tuesday 7/21:
Funny Doc and Amanda decide to steal back Barbados Baby from the old lady and take him to Tad's house. So now Tad knows about the baby switcheroo and Taylor stops by so she knows, and she offers to babysit, though the woman don't know how to change a damn diaper. Lady, you don't know what you're in for.

CrazAnnie takes off her velcro house arrest ankle bracelet, so she can get Alive D.A.'s attention or something (cuz you know a regular phone call just doesn't make enough of a statement). He comes over and CrazAnnie decides to bargain her daughter's testimony against Kendall for droppin' all those other charges of murder and junk from a few months ago. Those Lavery's are superior parents! New D.A.'s all, "Yeah sure whatever I just want that First Degree! I just want to be a star!!"

J.R. and Not Babe sit outside and talk about nothing, absolutely nothing. No seriously, nothing! NOTHING!

Kendall's decided to accept a plea for something less than first degree murder, but forgot to call "no take backs" because the New D.A. decided to go for the big ol' murder charge after that meeting with CrazAnnie and Grandad! Then Zach chokes him and Marion comes outta nowhere slaps Kendall and we all breathe a sigh of relief.

Grandad decides to visit Alive D.A. who gives him a giant, well, maybe medium-sized, envelope of all these reports that prove that CrazAnnie is actually crazy. That kinda seems like it would be evidence . . . or you know, confidential to the mental hospital she was in.

CrazAnnie has a weird fantasty about marrying Grandad while wearing a giant crown and then beating Kendall with a fireplace poker (her weapon of choice, apparently). It turns out that she kinda probably killed Stuart (Booo!) and then used mind control to make Emma unsee the fact that she did this. I wish CrazAnnie would mind control me, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to unsee. Like that guy who vomited on a super crowded 7 train on New Year's Eve 2005. And "The DaVinci Code."