Crazy like a fox!

Wednesday, meh. Gosh it’s stormy and rainy in NYC! Maybe Greenlee’s coming back!!

Wednesday 7/29:
Daughter Police Chief is doing some policing at Grandad’s house about this whole him getting’ shot business, but something’s not quite right. Something about teacup holder and gunpowder and Police Chief’s like, “Mind your own bees wax, Daughter! You’re fired.” Man, he covers up one murder and he gets all crooked. I don’t like it, Police Chief.

Kendall totes knows Zach shot at Grandad and she’s all, “You’re not the boss of me, Zach! Stop shooting at people! I’m the one that shoots people!” And he’s like, “Whatever, go make me dinner.”

Not Babe visits Fake Preggers at the hospital, and with this whole CrazAnnie in jail thing Fake Preggers thinks it’s a conflict of interest to represent both ladies who are murder suspects. Now. She figures this out NOW! And actually she didn't figure it out, Not Babe did! So Fake Preggers thinks Not Babe should visit CrazAnnie and get the scoop and then she can use that information and whoa whoa whoa whoa Fake Preggers. Not Babe is a law STUDENT. Not a law YER. Fake Preggers’ incompentence never ceases to amaze me.

CrazAnnie’s down at the jailhouse in the only examination room (Why are there all those files in there? That seems really unsafe.) and Scott the Heart Valve Inventor lurves her and thinks she’s telling the truth. She’s a heartbreaker, life taker, hair extension wearer don’t you mess around with CrazAnnie! (Sorry, Pat Benatar.) Not Babe shows up and questions her and now SHE thinks she’s telling the truth. Oh and CrazAnnie knows that Zach shot at Grandad and that Police Chief is in on it. Can’t get anything by her. Thank goodness they didn’t try to do that whole baby swap fake pregnant thing with Annie, it would be over before it started.

Speaking of babies, Funny Doc thinks maybe Amanda shouldn’t be breaking into people’s houses to visit Barbados Baby. And Dr. David Babystealer doesn’t really seem like he wants to steal babies anymore! Weird!

And Erica Kane totally shot Stuart.