Kid Shenanigans

Total eclipse of insanity! I think that eclipse in India totes messed up my noggin'! What about you?

Wednesday 7/22:
The Babarbados Baby gang is taken off guard when Fake Preggers shows up at Tad's house, askin' him all 'bout Stuart's murder. They've got to hide that baby quick, cuz Fake Preggers just can't know that she didn't actually rob another mother her child. We can't let that cat out of the bag. Tad vamps (LOL!) and she leaves.

Lavery's decided to run away with Emma to . . . someone's house? I have no idea where they are. Erica's there, because she's ALWAYS there with Lavery, so it could be her pad, but it's not her tacky wallpaper. Curious. Anyhoo, Kendall's Ryan Radar takes her to him and she's all, "Emma, you're mom's a f*&@ing psycho! You're such a f&$#ing liar! You little piece of s*%t! I'm Kendall Slater, b*%$h!! No one f@#ks with Kendall f$*&ing Slater!!! NO ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!" Okay, so not really but she's totally T.O.'d that Emma's "lying" because she "misses" her "mommy."

D.A. (Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout) Willis finds out that Lavery skipped town with the all-star witness and he's totally up Police Chief's a-word about the whole thing. Police Chief visits CrazAnnie, who acts kinda weird and crazy (because she's CRAZY) and he's like"It's cool, I believe you." and CrazAnnie doesn't kill him. Good for you Annie, glad you could hold back this one time.

Funny Doc and Amanda have decided to leave Barbados Baby with Sgt. Blondie, which is totally safe, given the fact that the woman hasn't ever a: taken care of a baby, b: changed a damn diaper or c: TAKEN CARE OF A BABY! Tad decides to step in and help her out, which is really just an excuse for him sing a lullaby. Incorrect lyrics to a lullaby, I might add.

D.A. Willis is puttin' the pressure on Fake Preggers, since her client's ex-lover baby daddy essentially kidnapped the key witness to prevent her from testifying, so she visits Zach and Kendall and decides the best solution to this problem is to feed more lies to the little girl. Good luck with that baby of yours, Fake Preggers.