We're feeling a little under the weather here at Paraphrasing Pine Valley, so bear with us.
Also, is it just me, or does it sometimes seem like Lavery makes up his own lines?
Tuesday 7/28:
Zach went to Grandad's crib to, you know, shoot at Grandad and then frame CrazAnnie for doin' it. This seems to work, as CrazAnnie's hot ass is carted off to the Police Station, and everyone's lauding Junior for being some sort of genius for not liking her in the first place.
It starts to rain and Erica Kane visits Kendall, and they talk about all that awful stuff that happened to Erica way back in the '80s/'90s and how Kendall once said this one guy deserved to be shot and zzzzzzzz . . .
Fake Preggers (who's hair prefectly matches her skin tone these days) is so over this whole baby crying thing that she takes him to the hospital so maybe Funny Doc can shut the thing up. Funny Doc has a JOB, though, as a DOCTOR and she's just gonna have to wait. She's so sleepy that she gives her baby to Dr. David Baby Stealer who gets him to stop crying. It's sweet, really- giving your child to a notorious criminal/drugger/baby stealer. She's my nominee for Mother of the Year 2009!
Police Chief visits Kendall and Zach to tell 'em the good news about CrazAnnie being arrested for the millionth time, and he totes knows that Zach's behind that whole shooting at Grandad thing. Not cool, Zach. Not cool. Emma only wants to talk to her mom, and Grandad's having a heart attack or gout or one of those "old people" diseases, so HE'S at the hospital too. Emma wanders out of her hotel/hospital room (they honestly should put for real doors on those things) and tells Grandad her mom SO didn't kill Stuart.
Okay, people. I may have been wrong about Emma being the murderer, but here's what happened: Erica Kane did it. I didn't even go into the whole "Emma freaks out when Erica's around" dealio in this post. I was onto Erica the second poor old pastel-clad Stuart bit the bullet (literally) and mark my words, she is SO the killer.
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