Wednesday, meh. Gosh it’s stormy and rainy in NYC! Maybe Greenlee’s coming back!!
Wednesday 7/29:
Daughter Police Chief is doing some policing at Grandad’s house about this whole him getting’ shot business, but something’s not quite right. Something about teacup holder and gunpowder and Police Chief’s like, “Mind your own bees wax, Daughter! You’re fired.” Man, he covers up one murder and he gets all crooked. I don’t like it, Police Chief.
Kendall totes knows Zach shot at Grandad and she’s all, “You’re not the boss of me, Zach! Stop shooting at people! I’m the one that shoots people!” And he’s like, “Whatever, go make me dinner.”
Not Babe visits Fake Preggers at the hospital, and with this whole CrazAnnie in jail thing Fake Preggers thinks it’s a conflict of interest to represent both ladies who are murder suspects. Now. She figures this out NOW! And actually she didn't figure it out, Not Babe did! So Fake Preggers thinks Not Babe should visit CrazAnnie and get the scoop and then she can use that information and whoa whoa whoa whoa Fake Preggers. Not Babe is a law STUDENT. Not a law YER. Fake Preggers’ incompentence never ceases to amaze me.
CrazAnnie’s down at the jailhouse in the only examination room (Why are there all those files in there? That seems really unsafe.) and Scott the Heart Valve Inventor lurves her and thinks she’s telling the truth. She’s a heartbreaker, life taker, hair extension wearer don’t you mess around with CrazAnnie! (Sorry, Pat Benatar.) Not Babe shows up and questions her and now SHE thinks she’s telling the truth. Oh and CrazAnnie knows that Zach shot at Grandad and that Police Chief is in on it. Can’t get anything by her. Thank goodness they didn’t try to do that whole baby swap fake pregnant thing with Annie, it would be over before it started.
Speaking of babies, Funny Doc thinks maybe Amanda shouldn’t be breaking into people’s houses to visit Barbados Baby. And Dr. David Babystealer doesn’t really seem like he wants to steal babies anymore! Weird!
And Erica Kane totally shot Stuart.
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Everybody confess now!!
It's Tuesday, ya'll!! Here's what happened yesterday: Emma lied about seeing Kendall shoot Stuart, Kendall confesses to shooting Stuart (confession is a popular past time in the Slater household) and JR's STILL icked out that Grandad is banging CrazAnnie. Clearly, we made no progress on Monday.
But it's Tuesday, ya'll!!
Tuesday 7/21:
Funny Doc and Amanda decide to steal back Barbados Baby from the old lady and take him to Tad's house. So now Tad knows about the baby switcheroo and Taylor stops by so she knows, and she offers to babysit, though the woman don't know how to change a damn diaper. Lady, you don't know what you're in for.
CrazAnnie takes off her velcro house arrest ankle bracelet, so she can get Alive D.A.'s attention or something (cuz you know a regular phone call just doesn't make enough of a statement). He comes over and CrazAnnie decides to bargain her daughter's testimony against Kendall for droppin' all those other charges of murder and junk from a few months ago. Those Lavery's are superior parents! New D.A.'s all, "Yeah sure whatever I just want that First Degree! I just want to be a star!!"
J.R. and Not Babe sit outside and talk about nothing, absolutely nothing. No seriously, nothing! NOTHING!
Kendall's decided to accept a plea for something less than first degree murder, but forgot to call "no take backs" because the New D.A. decided to go for the big ol' murder charge after that meeting with CrazAnnie and Grandad! Then Zach chokes him and Marion comes outta nowhere slaps Kendall and we all breathe a sigh of relief.
Grandad decides to visit Alive D.A. who gives him a giant, well, maybe medium-sized, envelope of all these reports that prove that CrazAnnie is actually crazy. That kinda seems like it would be evidence . . . or you know, confidential to the mental hospital she was in.
CrazAnnie has a weird fantasty about marrying Grandad while wearing a giant crown and then beating Kendall with a fireplace poker (her weapon of choice, apparently). It turns out that she kinda probably killed Stuart (Booo!) and then used mind control to make Emma unsee the fact that she did this. I wish CrazAnnie would mind control me, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to unsee. Like that guy who vomited on a super crowded 7 train on New Year's Eve 2005. And "The DaVinci Code."
But it's Tuesday, ya'll!!
Tuesday 7/21:
Funny Doc and Amanda decide to steal back Barbados Baby from the old lady and take him to Tad's house. So now Tad knows about the baby switcheroo and Taylor stops by so she knows, and she offers to babysit, though the woman don't know how to change a damn diaper. Lady, you don't know what you're in for.
CrazAnnie takes off her velcro house arrest ankle bracelet, so she can get Alive D.A.'s attention or something (cuz you know a regular phone call just doesn't make enough of a statement). He comes over and CrazAnnie decides to bargain her daughter's testimony against Kendall for droppin' all those other charges of murder and junk from a few months ago. Those Lavery's are superior parents! New D.A.'s all, "Yeah sure whatever I just want that First Degree! I just want to be a star!!"
J.R. and Not Babe sit outside and talk about nothing, absolutely nothing. No seriously, nothing! NOTHING!
Kendall's decided to accept a plea for something less than first degree murder, but forgot to call "no take backs" because the New D.A. decided to go for the big ol' murder charge after that meeting with CrazAnnie and Grandad! Then Zach chokes him and Marion comes outta nowhere slaps Kendall and we all breathe a sigh of relief.
Grandad decides to visit Alive D.A. who gives him a giant, well, maybe medium-sized, envelope of all these reports that prove that CrazAnnie is actually crazy. That kinda seems like it would be evidence . . . or you know, confidential to the mental hospital she was in.
CrazAnnie has a weird fantasty about marrying Grandad while wearing a giant crown and then beating Kendall with a fireplace poker (her weapon of choice, apparently). It turns out that she kinda probably killed Stuart (Booo!) and then used mind control to make Emma unsee the fact that she did this. I wish CrazAnnie would mind control me, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to unsee. Like that guy who vomited on a super crowded 7 train on New Year's Eve 2005. And "The DaVinci Code."
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Cover ups and casinos
Annnnnd we're back!
Mrs. Now-Dead D.A. shows back up at the casino, exhausted from killing her husband. Takes a lot out of a girl. You know what helps get my energy back- GAMBLING! Step to it, Madison!
In other gambling news, Not Babe goes to Chandmerica to confess to Junior that’s she’s hot to trot for him, but wait- it’s not Junior sittin’ there, it’s Scott the Heart Valve Inventor! How embarrassing. He sees this as a perfect opportunity to go play some slots. What happened to that mission statement, Scott? Remember how we’re not supposed to be greedy anymore?
Over at da Mansion, Grandad suddenly remembers that . . . wait a minute . . . he saw Annie with the gun, and A-HA! She musta killed Stuart! Nope, no, sorry. He was just testing her. Testing Annie is a popular pastime on AMC.
Mrs. Mittens and Police Chief are freaking out because they think she killed the D.A. Forensics science will disprove this, right? Maybe the 2 sets of finger prints on the eagle knick knack? Eh? Oh right, science doesn’t exist in Pine Valley.
Grandad’s had enough of Kendall and Lavery (me too, Grandad) and he has them “arrested.” And what do you know, Attorney Greenlee’s Daddy comes to the rescue. He always does! Out of the 2 lawyers in Pine Valley, he’s my fav. He’s also totally ticked off the Dynamic Duo insisted on actin’ like jerks and meddling in other people’s bidness. You tell ‘em, Jackson!
Anyhoo, Police Chief is so not happy that Mrs. Mittens told Zach about the whole “D.A. was obsessed with her thing,” he’s also not too thrilled that she decided to take matters in her own hands and now there’s a dead lawyer on the ground. It makes it so much more complicated. Yeesh. Why won’t anyone ever listen to the Police Chief?
CrazAnnie is really really bummed that no one will believe she didn’t kill Stuart, so she decides to put Secret Aiden Man’s ankle bracelet jamming device to work. WAIT! WHAT? Nooooooooo, Annie! You failed the test! Ugh. I have nothing else to say about that. I’m done rooting for you- we mustn’t let Kendall and Lavery think they’re smart. We mustn't.
Wait, wait, false alarm. Annie’s still in her room. Phew.
Junior shows up at the casino (where apparently, he thought his child was), and totally c**k blocks Scott. Yeah, suck it, you charitable pansy! Junior apologies to Not Babe for her not being Babe.
Police Chief and Mrs. Mittens think the best solution to a murder you didn’t commit is to cover it up, Grandad and CrazAnnie kiss and I throw up a little in my mouth.
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