The One With Grandad's Sunglasses

Grandad Chandler is so cool that he wears sunglasses inside.

Friday 9/4:
Real Preggers is totally moving in with Dr. David Baby Stealer, for Barbados Baby's sake. This is makes Funny Doc mad and Not Babe sad because I think she might be jealous that there's now someone else for Dr. David Baby Stealer to fawn over. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, huh, Not Babe?

Speaking of brides, CrazAnnie is getting ready for her wedding! To Grandad! Hooray! Dresses! Shoes! YAY!

Everyone thinks Junior's drinking, and they're all being super mean to him. They are so going to feel like a**holes when they find out he really just has the cancer.

Erica thinks Zach's having an affair because of all of the lipstick around the house and the letting Lavery take his kid and stuff. Lavery comes over to Zach's house (where Kendall still can't just stay in that room!) and consoles Erica Kane and it kinda seems like they're going to make out or do it or something, but thank goodness they don't because Kendall was right there in the room and ew, that would be too much.

So Zach was super annoyed with Erica's accusing him of having an affair and stuff, so he leaves and visits CrazAnnie, who's trying on wedding dresses (YAY!), and he zips her up and wants to make a deal and yadda yadda yadda, CrazAnnie is too smart to play Zach's little "help me help you, but actually just help me because I'm going to screw you over" game. Grandad walks in (he probably couldn't see where he was going because he was inside wearing sunglasses) and totally sees her in her wedding dress and HER LIFE IS RUINED!! Way to go, Grandad. Way to make sure you guys have a million years bad luck!

Seriously, what was with Grandad's glasses? Cataract surgery? Eye lift? I was so distracted.