Friday 9/11:
Down at ConFusion, Tad and Blondie are talking about some nonsense, and Funny Doc comes in and he's worked up and he leaves (he takes the snacks!) to go sneak into see Real Preggers, and Tad's like blah blah blah and Blondie's like, "You so can't commit to me, see you later, sucker."
Kendall is whining about how she's annoyed Fake Preggers loves Zach, and that Zach won't have the sex with her because she had the sex with Lavery all those months ago and seriously, Kendall, I wish you were in for reals jail and not fake jail. Also, that scrunchy top terry cloth empire waisted thing you're wearing is so 2005.
Looks like Real Preggers checked the "Barbados Baby" box, and she takes off her wedding ring but then swears to Funny Doc (who like Kendall, can't obey the rules) that she totes loves him and her ring and they have the sex and then he leaves through the solarium (that's how you know Baby Stealer's evil- he has a solarium!) and just then Dr. Baby Stealer walks in and he's like, "Caught ya!!" By "Caught ya!" he means, "You were crying, Real Preggers." That makes no sense. People don't just say, "Caught ya!" when other people are sad. That would be incredibly insensitive. Wait, nevermind. Forgot who I was talking about.
Junior and Not Babe went down to the cabin to do some fishing. How quaint. With their poles and their baskets and stuff. Junior's like, "Umm, so you know how tired and weird and sick I've been acting? I'm totes drinking again." Then he's like, "Psyche! JK! LOL! I've got cancer." I'm not kidding, he totally said that. Okay, well, maybe not exactly that, but he did something similar.
Then Funny Doc has totally gratuitous sexy shower.
Is it just me, or is everyone is a whiny little beyotch in Pine Valley? Snap out of it, ya'll. You can't plot and scheme when you're busy crying and showering and complaining! Greenlee would have none of this.
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