How to make a baby. And not.

Today's episode is all about keeping families and people together. Except you, Colby.

Thursday 11/12:
Yeah dude, Grandad thinks CrazAnnie's pregnant. This is a problem because girlfriend is very much not pregnant. Grandad kinda walks in on a secret convo between Craz and Scott about how she's so not preggers, but they flip it on him and make him think it's about getting custody of Emma. So then Grandad calls up his mafia lawyers and, well, you can see where this is going.

Dr. David Baby Stealer and Real Preggers have a very important fertility appointment out of town. Dr. David Baby Stealer has to take a short cut through the dark woody woods, and oh oh oh, wait a minute, they run out of gas. Darn, the tow truck can't come til tomorrow morning. Hmmmmm. What to do? Guess this means they'll just have to have the sex to make a baby instead!

Junior wants to get Grandad committed 'cuz he's acting all funny. Not funny "ha ha" but funny like, "he didn't sign a prenup when he married CrazAnnie." And he killed someone. Liza A$$ Off says you can't just go and commit people. She would know because she's a lawyer. You should try though, Junior, because if it works, I have a whole list I'd like to submit for commit-ance.

With CrazAnnie all Fake Preggers, she needs to find a way to be Real Not Preggers, stat. She wants Scott to throw her down the stairs, but he reminds her that he's a lover, not a fighter, so she throws herself down the stair and oops, may have lost that pretend baby!

Laves is psychic and knew she would do this, so he and Erica Kane (who are going steady now!) are perched at hospital, ready for that Fake Baby Losing CrazAnnie and they're totes going to get a confession or something. For the love of Pete, you guys, evvvvverrryyyyoonnneee in Pine Valley knows Adam killed Stuart. Can we just forget about this whole thing, because I kind of don't really give a rat's a-word anymore. Let's focus on the things that matter. Like Greenlee.

And seeing Aidan shirtless.