Sunday, November 1, 2009

It was a graveyard smash!



Friday 10/30:
It's the day of Monster Mash, ya'll! Everyone's there in the monster finery. There are mummies and vampires galore!

Juno's supposed to be watching little Stuart, since Funny Doc (the mummy) has asked Fake Preggers (Cruella Deville) to keep Dr. David Baby Stealer busy at The Mash. But gee, Juno's Baby Daddy (he's a total douche- that's not his costume, that's just who he is) stops by, and a Mash seems a lot more fun than hanging out with some kid who cries all the time, so she leaves. Yeah, whatever she calls a babysitter, but that is so uncool, Juno.

Tad (Gomez Addams) lets it slip to Krystal (Morticia Addams) that Dr. David Baby Stealer (who's dressed as himself this Halloween, my kinda guy) is forcing Real Preggers to have another baby with him. So Krystal socks him. Happy Halloween!

Grandad and CrazAnnie show up (appropriately as Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein) at The Mash, and Erica and Laves (who are dress up as a pretty lady and a dude with teeth) pull the old "HELP ME ADAM" written in red paint thing and it freaks him out so they take him home. Guys, Grandad is an old man. With a delicate heart situation. Ya'lls are mean.

The Meanies have also somehow gotten Scott and CrazAnnie stuck in the elevator and she freaks out because she can't breathe and it seems like the Mental Hospital and she kisses Scott. Naturally. Maybe she thought that was how CPR worked.

Back at Chateau Grandbag, Zach has "recreated" the night of Stu's murder, complete with power outages and thunderclap special effects and ZOMG Grandad remembers!

Bippity boppity boo.

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