Church wine and doin' time

The name of my country album is so going to be "Church Wine and Doin' Time." No one steal it, 'kay? I'm talking to you, Internet.

Tuesday 11/3:

I seriously can’t keep track of what Junior decides to bitch about these days. He wants a kid with Not Babe, but then he finds out his buddy from the support group died, so he get super bummed and doesn’t want a baby but instead wants a drink. Luckily, Tad knocks that ish outta his hand, and they all end up at hospital where Junior’s grumpy and then (surprise!) he learns he’s in remission. You better buck up now, Junior. Doctor’s orders.

Grandad’s at Stuart’s grave site and has one a’ them “Hamlet” moments, and Scott and CrazAnnie show up and CrazAnnie snatches the gun just in time for Laves and Erica Kane to pop up. CrazAnnie turns the gun on them, so Grandad goes home and freaking CrazAnnie gets hauled into the station one more time. But see, CrazAnnie didn't never say she killed nobody, and still won’t say so while she’s in the clink. Grandad didn’t never say she killed nobody either, so she gets to leave. Back at da Chandler Crib, Grandad’s like, “How come didn’t you rat on me?” and she’s like, “Because I really love all of that money you have . . I mean you . . . I love you! Hey, look over there!”

Still at the country church, Secret Aidan Man has a big ol’ crush on Kendall. He finds some church wine (Screw top! My kinda church!) so they get tanked and he keeps intercepting all the messages on the lame poetry board from Zach, who’s in jail (Don’t ask me why. Probably for something he didn’t do.).

And at the station God smacks Laves in the head or something, because he realizes maybe Grandude’s the for real murderer instead of CrazAnnie. Well done, Laves. Only took you a year.