Check a box!

Tuesday 11/17:
As expected, CrazAnnie is an awful hospital patient, so she wants to leave. Back at Casa de Grandad, Laves stops over and he's like, "Dude, you're trying to get custody of my kid?" and Grandad's like, "Oh really? Is that what my lawyer's doing?" and Laves is like, "Fine. Here's a sexy video of your wife and her nephew, your nephew, Stuart's son, Scott." Grandad is pisssssed, so he decides to go on a "business trip" and hooks up the old secret camera in the ceiling for some secret video taping of those two awful human beings. And he's got some good footage, because CrazAnnie and Scott can't be in a room together with shoving tongues down each other's throats.

So the Police Chief family was all called together at ConFusion for a meetin' about Madison. They all kinda thought Dr. Mrs. Police Chief of Staff invited them, but nope, 'twas Mad's Dad. Dude's like, "My daughter has schizophrenia and she's really sorry about all of the terrorizing." Then he wheels out Madison, who is CLEARLY a robot now, and she's totes sorry and shakes everyone's hands and they all agree they're gonna leave that robot beyotch alone. But wait, turns out Robot Madison slipped Police Chief a note that said something like, "Will you help me? Check yes or no." Guess which box he checks.

Kendall and Zach hate each other. Or don't. Or something. All I know is Zach makes Tad dress up like a cable guy so he can use his detective skillz (I always forget that guy used to have a job!) to track down Kendall. And Secret Aidan Man is really creepy and just wants Kendall to love him. For the record, I much prefer smoldering Aidan to desperate and creepy Aidan.

Laves is still fuming about the custody stuff, and he sneaks into Dr. David Baby Stealer's office (actually, he just walks on in) and guess who's medical records are up on the screen- GREENLEE!!!! YES!!! As happy as I am about Greenlee's return, I take issue with the way Laves discovered this information. Laves is a numskull and Dr. David Baby Stealer, would NEVER be so stupid as to leave his computer a: unlocked and b: with an open medical record right there. Also he would never c: have a screen saver that looked like his desktop. Though I do believe he would have a photo of a baby as his wallpaper.