R U Been Served?

So this "DVR" thing might actually be working out. Did you know that with the "DVR" you don't have to rewind anything? Also, the picture isn't all fuzzy and grainy and distorted. Yesterday I thought everyone got plastic surgery last week, now I'm thinking the technology might be making everyone look better. Man, what will they think of next?

Wednesday 10/7:
Colby's so angry about her mom lying that she's going to go move to Grandad's place in France. That's everyone's angry place in Pine Valley- France. Me, I go to CVS and buy a Snickers. Junior (who's freshly shorn!) thinks that maybe Colby should grow a pair of Chandlers and suck it up. Well, what he said was a lot nicer than that, but that's what he was getting at.

CrazAnnie's supposed to be helping Grandad plan their wedding at the casino (classy!) but she's no where's to be found so for sure she musta skipped town. Actually, girlfriend (who's ankle monitor free these days) is visiting her daughter at Lavery's and Lavery thinks that CrazAnnie's using their daughter to keep herself from going to prison, and yadda yadda yadda same tune different day.

At Casa de Slater, Secret Aiden Man swoops in with that DVD of CrazAnnie kissing Scott and Junior in the same day (that guy's a regular David Copperfield) and that's totally going to prove she killed Stewart. I think it just proves that she's a slut whore, but I'm sure Secret Aiden man has something up his sleeve . . . that sleeve that covers his glistening ripped bulging bicep. Two tickets to the gun show, please!

CrazAnnie finally arrives at the casino and then Secret Aiden Man shows up (how does he do it!) and he's all European and smug to her, then CrazAnnie goes to the bathroom and ZOMG she wakes up in a scary room with a bag on her head!! The Mystery Gang Inc., LLC (Kendall, Zach and Aiden) have kidnapped her! Committing a crime to prove you didn't commit a crime is the way they do it in Pine Valley.

Also at the casino (casino is to this week, as roof was to Dance A Thon 2009) Fake Preggers is chillin' and Colby's all grows up now and is going to forgive her mother and- hold the phone- a lawyer walks in and he's all, "YOU BEEN SERVED!" to Fake Preggers!!

Served, indeed!!