Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese

Fridays are awesome, aren't they?

Friday 10/23:
Kendall and Secret Aidan Man are in that church, and he's been having bad dreams and Kendall feeds him soup (mmm noodle soup) so he's getting better but he's still been shot so that sucks. Kendall writes a letter to Zach about how's she safe and Secret Aidan Man's like, "You crazy! They'll find us if you write a letter!" He disappears and comes back with a stolen laptop that is soooo much safer than a hand written letter. Apparently, this is how Kendall can be in touch with Zach. Will there be a "Kendall on the Run" Facebook fan page? A "KendalllurvesZach4EvaAndEvaAndEva" Twitter page? You have me intrigued, Secret Aidan Man.

Zach and Laves are gonna nail Grandad hard. I mean . . . they're going to trick him into saying CrazAnnie killed Stuart (but she didn't!) so they enlist the help of the ever devious Erica Kane. She makes up some story about a fashion designer and some hungry kids to "trick" CrazAnnie into leaving Grandad alone long enough for Zach to get the "truth" (but not really) out of him. CrazAnnie and Grandad are onto them (not completely) so Craz decides to play along and says she'll see whatever fake fashion designer that is and Grandad goes to his doctor check up (which supposedly wasn't a trick but I kinda think it was.)

So Grandad's at hospital and Funny Doc checks him out but Dr. David Baby Stealer (who's been roped into this scheme too, by Zach) switches out his heart meds for some Truth Pills. That's the Dr. David Baby Stealer I like to see! Switching and drugging! Grandad gets super woozy and Zach's magically at his house (lock your doors, Grandude) and he interrogates him about how CrazAnnie killed Stuart (but she didn't!)

CrazAnnie didn't actually go to see that fake fashion designer. Instead, she broke into Emma's room (put a damn lock on that thing, Laves) and Emma was like, "Lady! Don't marry that old guy! He killed his bro! That's really uncool!" She speaks the truth, CrazAnnie.

Oh yes, Dr. David Baby Stealer has a proposal for Real Preggers. He'll give her joint custody of Barbados Baby, as long as she gives him another baby. (Whatever sound your head makes when you shake it real fast back and forth and you're confused- insert that noise here.) Real Preggers, between you and me, I think he just wants to get in your pants. You lucky, lucky lady.

Did I just say that?