Shovellin' off to Pine Valley

*Photos down! Otherwise there would be an awesome photo of Aidan in a sling here. So just imagine it.*

Friday 10/18:
Secret Aidan Man's was shot, but he and Kendall totes got away and are now hiding in Dr. David Baby Stealer's stable. That guy is such a Renaissance man with the piano and the horses and the drugs and the stuff. Guess who else wants to hide out in Dr. David Baby Stealer's stable- Funny Doc and Real Preggers . . . but for very different reasons. Kendall and her stupid gun and Secret Aidan Man and his stupid wound totally interrupt Funny Doc and Real Pregger's (literal) roll in the hay. Funny Doc patches Secret Aidan Man up, and Kendall gives him a letter to take to the Zach.

Zach's being, like, interrogated or questioned or something at the police station, but he's a super Negative Nelly and he fires Fake Preggers, completely forgetting that she's watching one o' those kids o' his. She's totes cool with still watching him, though, because that's how much of a giver she is. So she goes home, where Juno can't get Baby Stu to shut the flip up with that cryin'. Oh, there's one of those scary Monkey Shines toys on the coffee table just clank clank clanking away and that would absolutely make me cry uncontrollably too. Anyhow, Juno sucks as a parent (probably because she's like 15) and that makes her sad.

Secret Aidan Man has regained his strength by eating some horse treats, and just as he and Kendall are about to split, Dr. David Baby Stealer walks in and he's like, "Dude! What are you guys doing?" And just then Real Preggers bonks him on the head with a shovel. That's gonna hurt tomorrow.

At hospital Erica and CrazAnnie get all up in each other's faces with coffee cups, and Zach and Lavery kinda get in each other's faces and Funny Doc gives Zach Kendall's letter and it's all about how she loves him and junk. Yes, we get it. You guys love each other again. In Emma's hospital room, CrazAnnie's like, "It's just you and me, Emma" and Emma's all, "Can I open my eyes now?" WHAT?! She's been FAKING? And you made be a big coma faker? A big fake coma faker. And I was just starting to root for you CrazAnnie.