Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Hayward's Fatal Disease is All The Rage


Fake diseases can really ruin your day, huh? Almost as much as for reals diseases!

Wednesday 1/13:
Now that we know Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer's "fatal illness" is hereditary, it totes bums a bunch of people out. If Dr. David had this illness, that would mean Not Babe, Lil' A, and Barbados Baby were all going to die too. But he doesn't so they're not.

Junior, however, has a for reals illness and dude ain't gettin' no love. Instead, NouveauColby is busy accusing him of drinking again. The folks in Pine Valley REALLY need a crash course in the difference between "drunk" and "cancer stricken."

Long story short (because not much happened) Juno's Baby Daddy is still a jerk, Colby's still kind of a brat, Scott seriously needs stop drooling over CrazAnnie and Barbados Baby's adorable little mug is the secret to world peace. Seriously, who can be angry after looking at those chubby wubby lubby widdle cheeks!

The end.

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