Did everyone see those "marketing" posters on the walls in Fusion? "Fusion: Twilight" and "Fusion: Going Rouge." Going Rouge! Going. Rouge!
Monday 1/18:
Erica Kane has the charity itch again and she needs somethin' to scratch it. Also, her marketing department has super lame ideas that revolve around vampires and Sarah Palin. She tells Randi and her assistant (Oh, Val!) to tell marketing to get their heads out of their bottoms and to think up something snappy! Madison comes up with the awesome idea to do a campaign where they give the money to a charity. Man, what a coincidence! Erica lurves this idea, and Madison gives Randi all the credit because Madison is now insecure and boring.
Inspector Greensleeves figures out that Barbados Baby isn't Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer's for reals kid. Gosh, she good. Dr. Dave tells her it's because all he ever wanted was a family and he's super t.o.'d that Funny Doc and Amanda did all that stuff to make him think Barbados Baby wasn't his (including a fake funeral!) and then he was his and now he's not his again. Dr. Hayward, I have a solution for this. Marry me. Whatever, I know you're a fictional character and I technically have a fiance of my own, but we could have the best fake marriage ever! We could even have a fake baby! And . . . sorry I'm even creeping myself out.
Anyhoo, Junior and Funny Doc get swabbed for the DNA tests and tomorrow we'll find out the truth! That Amanda is a huge tramp.
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