Jackson's Backson

Welcome back to The Valley, Jack! I've missed you so!

Monday 2/8:
Jackson shows up at Erica's crib and basically tells her everything all of us have been thinking for the past few months. Namely that Laves is lame and that it's icky that she's bangin' her grandson's father. He also tells her that the two of them should totes be together because their love burned bright with firey hot passion and they're a super duper couple. This makes Erica feel funny. Erica, drop the zero and get with the hero, like now.

Funny Doc has the worst plans ever. His name should be Captain Bad Plans. This week's Bad Plan includes lying about seeing Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer go to Fusion and destroy their computers. I mean, he DID do that, but Captain didn't see him, so he would be lying to the police and that's not a cool thing to do. The Gang talks him out of this and he gives a statement but the day's wrong and stuff, and then later he decides he's just going to make up a whole bunch of evidence against David to put him in jail. Creating evidence. Awesome. Way better than just lying to your friend, Police Chief Jesse Hubbard. Again, this is why you're Captain Bad Plans, Captain Bad Plans.

Police Chief uses Captain Bad Plans' mostly inaccurate statement to try to fool Dr. David into confessin to the Fusion thing, but you can't fake a faker and Dr. David's "Pfft, you're lying. Jake didn't see me there." and walks outta the police station. That guy rules.

Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer also rules because he's sensitive and romantic and bought Greensleeves some wedding dresses and they're totally falling in love, I can just tell. He invites The Gang to his wedding later this week and they're all completely befuddled because they didn't even know he had a gf, nonetheless a fiancee! Just wait until he marries a dead lady, you guys!