Summer in Pine Valley

Thursday 7/8:
Dude, you guys. It is so. hot. in NYC right now. It's hot in Pine Valley too. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go.

(Sung to the tune of The Lovin' Spoonful's "Summer in the City")

Hot town, summer in Pine Valley
Lavery’s looking’ tan and Randi’s lookin’ lovely
So nice she’s gonna be a model
Over in Europe, hope she doesn’t hit the bottle

Amanda I know you love Jake
but modeling in Europe is a chance that you should take!

But in Pine Valley it’s a different world. Go out and find a girl.
Picnic or run and jog in the park, we’ll go to ConFusion when it gets real dark
Cuz babe, don’t you know it’s a pity the days, can’t be like the nights
In the Summer, in Pine Valley, In the Summer, in Pine Valley.


Hot town, summer in Pine Valley
Angie’s goin’ blind and she still won’t tell her hubby
Things suck cuz he got sent home
Mayor doesn’t like him cuz he’s always on the phone

Angie you gotta tell him soon
you can’t solve the blindness, pushin’ the couch around the room!

But in Pine Valley it’s a different world. Go out and find a girl.
Picnic or run and jog in the park, and we’ll go to ConFusion when it gets real dark
Cuz babe, don’t you know it’s a pity the days, can’t be like the nights
In the Summer, in Pine Valley, In the Summer, in Pine Valley.


Hot town, Hayward in Pine Valley
Greenlee’s getting’ mad cuz he’s seemin’ kinda sketchy
Turns out he only gave confession
So he would look a hero make a really good impression

Haywardddd, I will love you always
though you’re such a liar and you like to steal the babies!

But in Pine Valley it’s a different world. Go out and find a girl.
Picnic or run and jog in the park, and we’ll go to ConFusion when it gets real dark
Cuz babe, don’t you know it’s a pity the days, can’t be like the nights
In the Summer, in Pine Valley, In the Summer, in Pine Valley.