The One with the Plant

Pretty low key day in Pine Valley, huh?

Friday 12/11:
Tad the Cad's got to bad for Liza and he brings her a plant, because he's sweet like that. Jake's there and stuff, and he tells Tad about how was he was kinda mean to Dr. David Baby Stealer and Amanda saw and she was pissed that he'd act like that to a "dying" dude. So Tad tells him to go apologize and make sure Amanda sees and then she'll be less t.o.'d.

Jake takes the plant (Liza wasn't so into it anyway, I thought it was quite lovely myself) and gives it Dr. Baby Stealer, and he apologizes and Amanda sees, but then Baby Stealer flips it on him and apologizes even better and comes clean about how he made sure the car ran out of gas when they were going to the fertility clinic. He leaves out that part about Barbados Baby not being his, but his apology is so much better, and Amanda is totally falling for this whole thing. Hayward does make fake dying pretty sexy, though . . .

Erica took Madison to the Miranda Center, but Madison doesn't really feel like talking to anyone, so they call in Mittens (It's been so long since we've seen him! I've missed you, Frankie!), who I guess volunteers there sometimes, and whoa that's weird because he walks into her room they, like, totally know each other!

Junior's got the cancer again, but the guy won't get treatment before Christmas (bad idea, dude) and he won't tell Not Babe about how it's back. He does tell her, though, about how he gave Grandad the "your son or your skanky wife" ultimatum and because of that Not Babe wants Liza to throw CrazAnnie's case for justice's sake. This seems like something a lawyer shouldn't do, but I didn't go to law school. So Liza's on the case, then not on the case, then back on the case and then CrazAnnie finally fires her because she's gonna represent herself. Way to shed that "crazy" image, Annie. Only lunatics forgo a real live lawyer.


So that's that, as of 12/11 All My Children is out of NYC. I'm completely bummed because now it means I won't "accidentally" run into Dr. David Hayward at the bodega as he's getting his coffee in the morning (I bet he drinks it black.) Don't go too L.A. on me, kids. If Tad starts dressing like Axl Rose, I'm going to be angry.

PS- Would it have KILLED The View to do some research before their AMC tribute show? Um, Whoopi- the "Shandler" mansion? Really?