Snow my gosh CrazAnnie and Scott made out!

Dude, you guys. Snow. Snow of epic proportions. Therefore much of today's episode was interrupted by a bunch people going "HOLY CRAP SNOWWWWWW" on the tv, but I definitely saw enough to get the gist of what's happenin' in the Pine Valley.

Wednesday 2/9:
We all knew Scott and CrazAnnie were a bunch of slut whores, didn't we? Well, today they proved it once again with some heavy making out. NeoColby totally saw the whole thing through the window and videotaped it with her phone (Phones can do that?) Blackmail's a beyotch, kids.

Grandad finally figures out that Junior's not a drunk and instead has the cancer again, and then Junior falls and bonks his head on the dresser and has to go to hospital. The whole fam gets there, and NuevoColby springs the old blackmail video on CrazAnnie and Scott and CrazAnnie breaks her phone. Dude, why would you show that to CrazAnnie? She's crazy enough to break your phone! Junior is okay, but not really, and he asks Scott to take care of Not Babe and Lil' A if anything bad happens. Scott's like, "By 'take care' do you mean 'make out with them'? Because if that's the case I can do that really well."

Jackson sees Greensleeves (HIS DAUGHTER who was presumed DEAD!) and he's like, "Greens, I'm so stoked you're alive. Let's call Lavery and tell him!" and she's like, "Naw, let's chill on that for a sec." She explains that Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer was the one who like, healed her, and he gets all grumpy and angry about that (something about Dr. Dave "playing God" or somethin') but then he chills out and Erica calls him and I'm pretty sure she's going to profess her undying love for him because they are the most awesome couple ever.

Laves finds out about Dr. Dave gettin' married on V-day, and he's SUPER pissed because he thinks he owns Valentime's Day on account of the fact that he one time was gonna get married on Valentime's Day but then Kendall ran his fiancee off the road on her motorcycle and everyone thought she died. So he goes over to WildWoodWind and is all, "You can't get married on V-day, Hayward!" and Hayward's all, "You're not the boss of me!" and then Laves socks him in the kisser. You think you're gonna ruin a wedding by punching Dave in the face, Laves? Jokes on you, guy, because the only thing sexier than a David Hayward is a David Hayward with a black eye.

OH MY GOSH SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Snow my goodness why is AMC always interrupted?

Take a good look. Because it's the last time you're ever going to see this.

It seems that the 1:15-1:45pm time slot is optimum for politicians to hold press conferences here in NYC. Yeah, I get it. Snow snow snow, but you couldn't wait until Oprah for that?!

Tuesday 2/9:
Dr. Dave is plannin' the wedding, Erica's pretty sure she should break up with Laves (yes, please, holy cow, please!), Colby's complaining about something or other, and Grandad thinks Junior's faking a cold, when, in fact dude, has the cancer again.

Then, Mayor Giuliani . . . er, Bloomberg, whatever, comes on the screen and it's all, "OH MY GOSH SNOW!!" and, bam, Colby's still complaining, Erica is for real breaking up with Laves, Grandad realizes Junior's not just a hypo and I'm pretty sure Scott and CrazAnnie are gonna go all the way . . . if you know what I mean. Oh and Greensleeves totally visits Jackson (HER FATHER!) in the WildWindWood Chapel. Dave, you should be careful about setting up those types of encounters with people who were presumed dead and their parents. You could give someone a heart attack that way.

Most importantly, you guys, EricAvery is no more. Oh sure, they talk about how "great they were as a couple" (Lies, all lies.) and at first the break up doesn't take, but finally they realize how wrong this has been for the past few months and call it quit. I once had a break up not take and I had to break up with the guy 3 times. I'm not even joking. Luckily, this only took one shot, and man, we've been waiting for it.