Seriously why would anyone in the world write a story line other than love and shiny happy things for these two?Monday 6/28:
Dag, ya'll. I ain't even gonna talk about all the stuff that's happened those past 3 months. I ain't even gonna talk about Erica's plane crash, rescue by a mountain man, falling down a dirt pit and subsequent second rescue by the same mountain main. I ain't gonna mention how Janet From Another Planet stalked Amanda and totes took some folks hostage. And I certainly ain't gonna bring up how Bianca isn't Bianca anymore and she wears belts over sweater vests over tunics over jeans. I ain't gonna talk about that.
Right now, we're talking about what happened today.
See, today, Erica left hospital for the second time, and Jack (who's now her fiancee!) is totally raggin' her for not really resting up and gettin' better from the crash and the pit fall. Instead, she's all up Greensleeve's butt about how Greensleeves and her totally awesome huzzzband Dr. David Baby Stealer a: rigged her plane to go down and b: pretty much framed her for some embezzlement and some junk. Long story short, Dave takes the wrap, because he's awesome and chivalrous and that's what dude does. Oh wait, no actually he bribes the Feds (or whomever that guy in the park was) for "minimal charges." This way he's a hero AND doesn't really have to do too much time. Dave, you and your evil ways.
Meanwhile, Jackson and Erica find out that Palmer's will . . . needs . . . to . . . be . . . read!!! *Duh duh duhhhhhhhh* Titillating.
Since neither Amanda, nor Funny Doc have jobs or places to be, they hang out in the park while some baby sitter watches their kid and Amanda talks about how they're totally going to Italy so Amanda can take some Italian modeling job and they can basically eat pizza and be deadbeats. So Funny Doc goes to hospital to be all, "My name's Jake and I'm outta here- to go eat pizza for a few weeks and then I'll be back." But then he happens upon Dr. Mrs. Police Chief of Staff, who's actin' kinda like she's can't see. He basically tricks her into admitting that she's goin' all Mary Ingalls on us is sorta blind because she contracted some unpronounceable disease from a little boy because Dr. David Hayward won't let the hospital buy gloves. Oh heck to the no, writers. This is not happenin' to my Dr. Angela Hubbard. Fine you can make her blind, but not longer than one month, then we'll all learn a very special lesson and then only good things will happen to the Hubbards. You hear me? Take NooBianca- she wears weird clothes and thinks she better than everyone. But the Hubbards? The Hubbards are joy and light and beauty not to be messed with. You cannot hurt my feelings like this, All My Children. You cannot.
Dag, ya'll. I ain't even gonna talk about all the stuff that's happened those past 3 months. I ain't even gonna talk about Erica's plane crash, rescue by a mountain man, falling down a dirt pit and subsequent second rescue by the same mountain main. I ain't gonna mention how Janet From Another Planet stalked Amanda and totes took some folks hostage. And I certainly ain't gonna bring up how Bianca isn't Bianca anymore and she wears belts over sweater vests over tunics over jeans. I ain't gonna talk about that.
Right now, we're talking about what happened today.
See, today, Erica left hospital for the second time, and Jack (who's now her fiancee!) is totally raggin' her for not really resting up and gettin' better from the crash and the pit fall. Instead, she's all up Greensleeve's butt about how Greensleeves and her totally awesome huzzzband Dr. David Baby Stealer a: rigged her plane to go down and b: pretty much framed her for some embezzlement and some junk. Long story short, Dave takes the wrap, because he's awesome and chivalrous and that's what dude does. Oh wait, no actually he bribes the Feds (or whomever that guy in the park was) for "minimal charges." This way he's a hero AND doesn't really have to do too much time. Dave, you and your evil ways.
Meanwhile, Jackson and Erica find out that Palmer's will . . . needs . . . to . . . be . . . read!!! *Duh duh duhhhhhhhh* Titillating.
Since neither Amanda, nor Funny Doc have jobs or places to be, they hang out in the park while some baby sitter watches their kid and Amanda talks about how they're totally going to Italy so Amanda can take some Italian modeling job and they can basically eat pizza and be deadbeats. So Funny Doc goes to hospital to be all, "My name's Jake and I'm outta here- to go eat pizza for a few weeks and then I'll be back." But then he happens upon Dr. Mrs. Police Chief of Staff, who's actin' kinda like she's can't see. He basically tricks her into admitting that she's goin' all Mary Ingalls on us is sorta blind because she contracted some unpronounceable disease from a little boy because Dr. David Hayward won't let the hospital buy gloves. Oh heck to the no, writers. This is not happenin' to my Dr. Angela Hubbard. Fine you can make her blind, but not longer than one month, then we'll all learn a very special lesson and then only good things will happen to the Hubbards. You hear me? Take NooBianca- she wears weird clothes and thinks she better than everyone. But the Hubbards? The Hubbards are joy and light and beauty not to be messed with. You cannot hurt my feelings like this, All My Children. You cannot.
Out of the gate with a winner! BooM! POW!
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