The One Where Greenlee Walks

So yesterday there was a lot of hanky panky and some breaky wakey in the form of burgleries and stolen cars.

Thursday 1/21:
Grandad's got some big scheme he's scheming and he invites the fam over for a dinner party and everyone's all flipped out about it. Look guys, Col. Mustard, candlestick, library. Done.

Laves starts dreaming about Greensleeves and how they were gonna get wedded, until Reese kissed Zach and Greensleeves rode her motorbike off a cliff and then she died but not really. Apparently this makes him want to take trip with Erica, but she's all, "Child please. Why would I do that on the exact year anniversary of Greensleeve's death?" She's got a point, Laves.

Greensleeves can kinda walk right now. And that's good because Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer is going to pack her up and ship her back to Pine Valley by herself. See, nobody really digs Dr. Dave in PV anymore so he's movin' out . . . cuz if he's movin' up, he's movin' out. I'm pretty sure he's trading his Chevy for a Cadillacacacacacaca. He's leavin' Wildwood, er Wild Wind, and all those Pine Valley losers behind. I got a futon in Queens with your name on it, Dr. David Baby Stealer Greenlee Healer. Think about it.

According to Soap Opera Weekly, tomorrow's the day that Tad and Liza do it! Is that honestly the "can't miss" moment of the week??? I mean, hooray for Tad, and love is great, but I could use some shooting and drugging right about now!