Would you like some crazy beyotch with that bone marrow, JR?

Monday 3/1:
Greensleeves is at Ye Olde Castle of Romance, where Funny Doc has Nurse Gayle all holed up too, trying to make her rat on Dave. Greensleeves is there because, she kind of loves Laves still? I don't know why when you've got a big hunk of evil doctor at home, but whatever. Funny Doc works his Funny ways and Greensleeves doesn't suspect that whole Gayle thing, but after she leaves Erica and Laves and the gang come over and yadda yadda yadda there gonna take Hayward down. We've heard this one before, kids.

So Greensleeves goes back home, and confesses to Hayward about going to castle, and Hayward confesses about how he was kinda sorta helping Erica take over Fusion. Greensleeves is displeasesleeved.

Juno's Baby Daddy gets fired (AGAIN!) because he once tried to break into the place in which he worked. Companies don't dig thievery. Good to know . . .

Turns out CrazAnnie is a partial match for Junior and his bone marrow, which is not as great as a full match but a lot better than just lettin' the dude hang out in a coma. CrazAnnie didn't know that there was like, surgery involved with the bone marrow stuff, and man, that's a big deal. So she goes into Junior's room and she's all, "To be or not to be . . . JR's bone marrow donor . . ." And Junior's like, "Get out bitch!" Not kidding, that dude talked! Somebody's totally pulling the old Emma Lavery Fake Sleeping coma, aren't they?

Shovellin' off to Pine Valley

*Photos down! Otherwise there would be an awesome photo of Aidan in a sling here. So just imagine it.*

Friday 10/18:
Secret Aidan Man's was shot, but he and Kendall totes got away and are now hiding in Dr. David Baby Stealer's stable. That guy is such a Renaissance man with the piano and the horses and the drugs and the stuff. Guess who else wants to hide out in Dr. David Baby Stealer's stable- Funny Doc and Real Preggers . . . but for very different reasons. Kendall and her stupid gun and Secret Aidan Man and his stupid wound totally interrupt Funny Doc and Real Pregger's (literal) roll in the hay. Funny Doc patches Secret Aidan Man up, and Kendall gives him a letter to take to the Zach.

Zach's being, like, interrogated or questioned or something at the police station, but he's a super Negative Nelly and he fires Fake Preggers, completely forgetting that she's watching one o' those kids o' his. She's totes cool with still watching him, though, because that's how much of a giver she is. So she goes home, where Juno can't get Baby Stu to shut the flip up with that cryin'. Oh, there's one of those scary Monkey Shines toys on the coffee table just clank clank clanking away and that would absolutely make me cry uncontrollably too. Anyhow, Juno sucks as a parent (probably because she's like 15) and that makes her sad.

Secret Aidan Man has regained his strength by eating some horse treats, and just as he and Kendall are about to split, Dr. David Baby Stealer walks in and he's like, "Dude! What are you guys doing?" And just then Real Preggers bonks him on the head with a shovel. That's gonna hurt tomorrow.

At hospital Erica and CrazAnnie get all up in each other's faces with coffee cups, and Zach and Lavery kinda get in each other's faces and Funny Doc gives Zach Kendall's letter and it's all about how she loves him and junk. Yes, we get it. You guys love each other again. In Emma's hospital room, CrazAnnie's like, "It's just you and me, Emma" and Emma's all, "Can I open my eyes now?" WHAT?! She's been FAKING? And you made be a big coma faker? A big fake coma faker. And I was just starting to root for you CrazAnnie.